Please Take What is Left of Me
Though I Must Admit
It’s Not Much
I Cannot Take Care of You
In the manner you deserve
I owe so much
WOOOOO! WOOOOO! MAN IT’S APATHETIC TO BE BACK!
Mike Triforce here. I see that there’s still no independent advertising here so I assume the pay is the same. That’s zero for those of you keeping track at home. What’s happened in my absence? Benito’s still out of a job, Alpha Man is still whiny and bitter, Simon’s Girlfriend’s one substantive post is in response to something I said and Erin still feels neglected. Oh and Icarus 30 has gotten too lazy to rhyme and quit his job/gave up his hobby (fetish?) however you would describe teaching high school.
Listen, I’m back by choice not because Benito asked me or because I need this platform. I’m back not because this blog needs me, I am back because YOU need me. Let me remind you why.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This is true in physics and in life. If you want to know whether you’re moving forward look for that reaction. Most of your life is an elaborate facade meant to give the illusion of motion when you are in fact standing still. Of all the reasons to hate student loans, one thing you have to love is this: loans don’t bother with a facade. Your bank account goes down. Your loan balance never does.
Read on to explore what that means.
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Ok, I might have said some things that were exagerations. I might have gotten carried away with this whole blogging thing. Being in debt is stressful but If I offended anyone well… Fill in the blank.
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I know what being a partner is like. I gave KF the relatively simple task of covering a post slot and he botches it. Everyone knows Bruce Lee was the hero of Enter the Dragon. For his transgression he must now where a dunce cap whenever blogging. I apologize to all of Bruce Lee’s millions of fans around the world.
This also provides me an interesting opportunity to illustrate the difference between “hard work” for a winner (me and Bruce Lee) and hard work for a loser (you). Winners work hard when it matters.
Side note: Check out this loser response to a bad review http://abovethelaw.com/2010/02/in-house_counseling_dont_fall.php#more
