It’s your man KF Li here. As you all know it is my ambition to follow in the illustrious footsteps of Mike Triforce – innovator, artist and JD (Just Dollaz). The first step was filling in for him. The second was…applying to law school! And I got in! What’s Good SUCKAS?! And I have to say it was remarkably easy. But you know what the best part is? Once again suckling at the teet of Student Loans – oh yeah it’s easy to knock them when you are paying them back, but when you are SPENDING that money?! Wow it’s like having monopoly money and I’m the banker!

Read on to learn the schools I got accepted to and learn how else I applied the lessons of Mike Triforce to get where I am today.

“Work Hard Only When You Have To” if there is a lesson that sums of Mike Triforce that doesn’t have to do with a BMW or abs than this is it. I look at some of the ivy-leagers who write for this thing and you’ve got unemployed-jobless-paralegal-substitute teacher/unemployed. Pass. Then I look at the requirements. College degree? Check. LSAT? No. Hmmmm… Reminds me of a story Triforce told about a degenerate gambler who managed to bluff his way into Triforce’s law school not once but TWICE without a BA. Surely I can get into a regular law school without the LSAT…

Yep! It worked out. I stopped by Alpha Man’s foodtruck to gloat (a commute because I live in the suburbs) and showed him my list of schools. He used words like “for profit” and “non accredited” to describe them. Idiot. He’s just mad that they wanted me so bad they were willing to offer me admission pending a satisfactory LSAT score. Similarly Erin Samus had nothing to say of a congratulatory nature – she kept begging me to promise I wouldn’t go. I think she 1) has a crush in me and doesn’t want me to be far away and 2) doesn’t like the idea that in three years I can (and most likely will be) her boss.

Saying I am a law student doesn’t lead to instant women like my soldier bit did. However if I can get to the point in the conversation where I say “I turned down Harvard” (which I did I turned down their open invitation to apply) I usually have found a girl willing to take me back to her place…or the men’s bathroom it makes no difference.

Law School!